lol! Tom,
My name for this tree is 'wrist rocket' 'cause it looks like a slingshot with an offset, contoured handle.

This tree has evolved with me on the bonsai journey and the twin branches are the result off novice ignorance.
I wouldn't design/style a tree like that now, but I've invested too much time in this one and I've grown to actually like the way it looks. She's like a childhood friend.... I've lived with her flaws so long I hardly notice them.
It's not as noticeable while it's in leaf so I don't see it to think about but a few times a year (most of the time, if I want to see it bare even the winter, I have to pull the leaves my self- they won't fall off in the winter 'till the new leaves push them off.
I'm sure other people see the slingshot too.
Thanks for your input; If I, or the tree, was younger I would do like you say except I'd take out the left branch and really get some motion it the trunk. It wouldn't take all that long to rebuild it.
Thanks,
Jay